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Oh Blog, how I've missed thee.

I am having a very hard time signing into this thing and when I do it doesn't seem to want to post. Hopefully it will work this time.

Lost my wallet yesterday. Had my important credit/debit cards in it, so it will be a tough couple weeks ahead.

I go to Korea next Friday. I will work at a camp for a month then I will go back to my old job at Maritime High School and hopefully also work at the neighboring Maritime University. I am going to Korea with mixed feelings. I really liked Japan, but there was something missing. I got really homesick for it while watching The Grudge and there is no way I can watch Lost in Translation anytime soon.

But as I am going to Korea I should be more "Yay Korea!" so I will borrow a post from Mutantfrog.

The Koreans really don't like the Japanese, and here is a song to show it!

The lyrics are below (the parenthesis is a Japanese person). There are notations by Mutantfrog which are explained below the lyrics.

I am Korean! (I am a Japanese!)
Hey, you, try saying “Al lo byu!” (I rob you!) *1
No! It’s “I low byoo!” (I rob you!)
Are you retarded? Can’t you even pronounce that? (Hai!)
Are you really retarded? (Hai!)
Isn’t your country just fundamentally retarded? (Hai!)
Hai! It’s your Korean boy! Fuck these pigfoot Japs! *2
Let’s kill them, boy! Fuck! These penis-face pussies motherfuckers!
Those fucking Japs that live in Japan penis-face pussy Jap bitch retard idiot bitches!
You who have been described as ‘barbarians to the East’ *3 pigfoot bitches!
Are you going to lie about your own history?! (Hai!) Go ahead and lie, you deceitful pigfeet!
Pussies! How much will you lie, pigfeet?! Keep on lying, Japs!
Lie to your mom and dad! Lie to your mom and dad!
Will you eat your mom? (Hai!) Is that OK? Yeah, that’s fine! That’s just fine!
Retard bitches! Go and have a seizure!
You barbarian, epileptic Japanese!
Mouse-dicked Jeps “Japan is our toilet!”... FUCK!
Pucking nation.. Chapan is a Pucking nation*4 (repeat 2x)
Hey, you defeated nation! (Hai!) You retards who waited in line to fuck our women (retard retard retard!)
Japanese girls, you are gross! I wouldn’t fuck you even if I had the chance! You’re a bunch of fixed up abominations!
You won’t even fuck dirty Korean pussy! We won’t touch your tiny cocks!
I am Korean! We are the master and you are the puppet!
Do you remember what our country gave to you before you were opened? (Do you remember?!)
Ancient sword! Ancient sword!
Your country’s treasure, and we gave it to you! Think of it next time you greet us! Kneel before us! (Hai!)
Thank us for letting you have it! (Hai!) Obey us forever! (Hai!) Pray to us in tears! (Hai!)
Pucking nation.. Chapan is a Pucking nation (repeat 2x)
Japs! will you bring all the people of your sinking nation to our beautiful yet tiny island Tokto? (Hai!)
Japs! You who took an A-bomb directly to one of your cities! Hiroshima BOMB! Nagasaki BOMB! Tokyo BOMB! Japan BOMB! BOMB BOMB BOMB! ← Starcraft sample “Nuclear Launch Detected!”
We’ll nuke your asses! We’ll nuke your asses!
HEY YOU! Remember Malta?? No, you didn’t learn about it? You retards, you never learned about it, did you?
North Korea is our country! We’ll get ahead of you, you Japs! We’ll show you how to piss!
Eat a cup! (Hai!) Drink this piss! (Hai!) Is that OK? It’s OK. Yeah, that’s right you retards! Go have a seizure! Barbarian Japs, epileptic Japanese!
Pucking nation.. Chapan is a Pucking nation*4 (repeat 2x)

1—Both Japanese and Koreans struggle to say “I love you” correctly, but these guys feel the need to make fun of the Japanese pronunciation.
2—pigfoot is a popular slur in Korea for Japanese people because of the shape of Japanese zoori sandals.
3—倭奴 We-nom in Korean is a term for “Barbarians to the East,” a term originally from China that historically includes Korea. The rappers don’t seem to know this.
4—Koreans tend to have trouble with the letter F, pronouncing it with a P sound instead.


Yes, I know not all Koreans hate Japanese. But they are like Mormons. When there are 2 or more Mormons around they will never drink alcohol and stick to the party line (We don't like Japan), but if it is just one Mormon, watch out! He'll be begging you to take him to the Eastern European strip club after a few beers and shots (Actually, I like Japan)!

Maybe I'll learn to write this year.